I just got my brand new boffer sword today and thought I'd post some pictures for you guys to ooh and aah at.

So, is that a Palnatoke sword or maybe a Iron Fortress product?

It's actually a Forgotten Dreams sword called "Long-sword Major", the Palnatoke swords generally have a more metallic look on their blades but less details and variety. This was actually part of a larger order, with black pouffy piratey pants, a black cape with hood and a thick black shirt with a white wolf's head on the chest.
There has been a lot of trouble with this order though, and now after a month and many e-mails and phone conversations, I still only have half of my original order (sword and pants).
To begin with this wasn't even the sword I ordered, I had ordered another sword called "Devil's Long-sword", but after a week of not receiving my order I called the shop and asked what was wrong.
Apparently, the Devil's Long-sword was sold out and they were holding the order until they'd gotten in a new shipment, so I asked them if I could just choose another sword at the same price, and then picked out this one I've got now.
Then after two more weeks I call them again to ask what's keeping my order.
And I get the answer that apparently the package had been packed up and readied for postage, but someone had forgotten to actually get it out the door. Now almost a week after that I receive the package, but the cape and shirt are not in it, so i call them again to ask why that is, and apparently both of those things had been sold out that whole month as well.
Now i find myself wondering why they didn't tell me that when I called them and was told that the sword I first ordered was sold out.
Long story short... I now have pouffy pants and a beautiful boffer-sword and will have to wait another month to get the rest of my money back.

Nice, dude! Geez, we need to do some more fighting. The Bruce is always harassing us about boffing, and it's usually me who can't find the time. I've had the damn gear in my trunk for months!

Gah! I wanted to suggest Forgotten Dreams, but couldn't remember the name.

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Are you licking it? To each their own, go out and bash some brains!

Well, those things are made of latex...

And if you hit hard and fast enough you will get your enemies' blood on on it to lick back off...

I want to build a boffer siege engine.

OOhhhh!!!!! A boffer Trebuchet!

Wonder if that's against my neighborhood zoning laws.....