The science of stating the perfectly obvious in a needlessly long and circuitous manner.
I wonder if you can take a class in writing stuff like this?

Hmm.. so I should have read the thing before I pimped it, huh? It sounded cool...

Maybe it was written by the government.

I must admit that I stuck to skimming it, so I could be mistaken. But honestly: ensuring lines of sight from table to table, so the players won't miss important things NPCs are doing??
And do we need to be told to include more than one entrance/exit?
I almost thought it was a joke article.

The rest of the site looks very promising, but this article seems to confirm all too many prejudices about D&D players.

Whu, huh???? Prejudices you say? And what gamer prejudices are there out there, Sir??

I was thinking more along the lines of excessive focus on combat, rules lawyering, using battlemaps for every situation, not applying common sense to the game, and such. You know: the kind roleplayers have for about each other.

I think i know that guy....

I use to have a Crown Royal dice bag.

That dice bag is definitely the best detail in the photo.

How long do I have to wait until they put a Billy Dee Williams Colt 45 dice bag on the market?

Yeah, I know... forever.