My question is, what's a pictar, and is it truly gentle or just bideing it's time?

The Pictars were a Celtic tribe that migrated out of the British isles sometime after the Roman occupation, to the region today known as Hungary where they learned horsemanship from the local tribe. While historically obscure, the tribe have had strong allegiances to the Hungarian royal house, and Pictar heavy cavalry units served in the Hungarian armed forces until the early years of WWI.

Wow, that was an awesome history lesson, you should do more snippets like that...

What? You mean complete and utter bullhonkey?

I'll snag some hottie photos from fb later on today for you my Geeps

Bullhonkey? Is that a white Bull?

That'll teach me to use slang words I learn from The Simpsons...
(although a bullhonkey could be one step removed from being a dead white male)

To use real language: what I wrote about the Pictars was a lie.

The Pictars aren't completely fictitious, but they only exist in a computer generated state.

Now I am crestfallen...

I believe the phrase goes: "Never trust a smiling Dungeon Master"