The Cinemistress decided to give M.Night Shyamalan another chance. She isn’t sure why it was Happening, but she found herself paying a Visit to the theatre to see Old! Did this one make her feel Unbreakable? Or did it just make her feel like Glass? Or maybe a washed up Lady in the Water? It’s M. Night Shyamalan, so my Sixth Sense tells me the Signs are not in her favor. Let’s just say she almost Split and headed back to The Village.
Yeah, I know, I’m missing After Earth and Last Airbender, but I was stretching the premise as it was! And besides, everyone skipped those two movies!